The German Joke of the day

Due to many, many requests from our fans on the internet, the German Joke of the Day is proud to announce:

The Simplified German Joke for the American Visitor !

Now, our friends from the USA are able to fully enjoy the best of German Humour. Errm, German Humor. This special joke page features one carefully crafted German Joke, modified with a choice of simplified punchlines and a constant laugh track.

Please note that for the time being, the German Verwaltungsrat of Humor Related Product Exports (VHRPE) does not allow the export of original, "German Grade" punchlines to countries outside the European Union. Our overseas visitors are kindly requested to ONLY choose from the "Funny", "Seriously Funny" and "American" options, not from the "German Grade Humor" option.

Herr Kallenbrecher: Listen, the patron calls the waiter and complains: This duck is only skin and bones! (Laughter)

Herr Kunz: And what does the waiter say?

(Laughter)

!! Warning !! U.S. Citizens, please note. This site is produced in a facility that contains nuts. Advice on health, credit, driving and extraterrestrial communications may not conform to Federal regulations. This site has not and will not have any connection to the axis of evil. We are neither with you nor against you. Uncontrolled laughter may lead to exhaustion or expulsion. Do not use this site in heavily congested traffic. Do not send in hamsters, crocodiles or farm animals, expecially not in a single box. All pig models on this site are 18 months or older. Dead pigs contain fat.