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Meet the Germans !
So you laughed about our jokes. Fine. Well, there are more
things to Germany. Not just humour. So in this section, Herr
Kunz and Herr Kallenbrecher present their really serious choice
of . No ! This is not funny ! So get on the
Virtual Autobahn, click on the links below - and Meet the
Germans !
Sports Nation
Germany may be known as a great football nation. But this
is not the only sports we excel at ! Take a look here www.worldbeardchampionships.com
and guess which country the winner is from. But this is nothing,
says Heinz Stucke ! www.gluckman.com
Cheap Imitations
Of course, it had to happen: Finally, other people are trying
to be as funny as the Germans. We welcome this a lot. Especially,
since the people at www.worldlaughtertour.com
are pointing out how laughing about well-engineered jokes
"improves physical health and emotional balance".
And look at their colleagues at www.comedycourse.fsnet.co.uk
! In week 2 of their humour course, they point out that being
funny is not only about the jokes, but also about "remembering
jokes"! Ha ha ! Of course, if you ever hear a German
joke, you never forget.
Traffic
Well, some people think that it is funny that there is a
mode of transport in Germany which is called ... well, just
go there and look. www.toytownmunich.com...
Ha ha ha ! We say: Go back to where you came from www.w-nk.org
! Oh alright. For an explanation of this joke, in particular
the word "wank", do not bother us. Check Roger's
Profanisaurus instead !
Indians
Some of our American visitors still think that American cowboys
are cool. Just because they have not seen a German Wild West
movie ! Well, most of you have heard of this guy karlmay.leo.org...
But now you can also click here www.schuhdesmanitu.de
and watch the cool trailer of Germany's latest Western movie
sensation. Forget Clint Eastwood !
Hallo Heino !
Speaking of the arts www.geocities.com...
Red Light
Well, we knew this www.stopredlightrunning.com...
already. "Old hat", as our British friends say. The fun, of
course, starts when the light turns GREEN www.bugeurope.com...
Günther
Why does everybody find this www.litespeedcomputers.com...
so funny? Ha ha ha . We don't get it.
Red lights again
Talking of red lights www.ananova.com/news/story...
Green light
Ordnung muss sein. And this www.duesseldorf4me.de/bilder...
happens when you put up the wrong kind of sign in Germany.
See? This can, of course, never happen to a German train www.stellwerke.de.
We know more jokes than you !
Yes, now it's official: Where English people have one word
for "funny", we have ... www.dict.cc/?s=funny
Beach
Thank you, Leo www.proz.com...
Anyway. We know that many people have a lot of stereotypes
about the Germans, especially about Germans on beaches www.thewarandpeaceshow.com...,
www.accaglobal.com...
But no, it is all wrong ! Click here www.germany-tourism.co.uk...
to learn from official sources why Germans are really very
different from what you think. No: Germans are not always
on the beach ! They sometimes even attend parades www.germanculture.com.ua...!
Cultural Exchange
Still, it is still true that Germans love travelling around
the world. This is because they feel it is an important cultural
experience www.beercanbob.com
You have a Helpful German Link too? Or you want to give us
MONEY?
No no, we said MONEY?  ...
for placing an ad and supporting the world of German Humour?
Or you want to add our link to your website? Alright then.
Write to Broke@german-jokes.com
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