Welcome to the best of German humour !
In Germany, we believe in telling jokes properly. So on these
pages, our Laughmeisters Herr Kunz and Herr Kallenbrecher
dig up a few of their funniest jokes from their collection
every, err, month or so.
So here it is: The ultimate list of
GERMAN JOKES for download ! Just follow the simple, efficient
set of instructions below:
a) Switch on loudspeaker/sound system
in your computer
b) Click on a German Joke below
c) Wait until download finishes
d) Listen to Joke (comes after the music)
f) TROUBLESHOOTING: If no laughter occurs
before second music, listen to joke again (b)
But the best thing is: You too can be funny ! It is simple.
Memorize these jokes and tell them to your loved ones.
What do you mean, nobody laughed? Alright, telling German
humour properly may need a bit of practice. Tell the joke
again. Tell it again, louder. And again! And again! Start
laughing yourself, while you are still speaking. Explain the
By the way, do send us an email to Explanation@german-jokes.com
and suggest your favorite joke explanation. Why is this
particular joke so funny? If you find the correct answer,
you may become the winner of an original Kunz and Kallenbrecher
Pig Head Poster.