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Today, the topic is The Festive Season.

By this time of the year, nothing beats an Original German Christmas. But snowy mountains and a huge festive Bratwurst in the oven only go so far. You also need presents. This is where Herr Kunz and Herr Kallenbrechers Top 10 Things You Want to Find Under a German Christmas Tree come in. Their authoritative list will help you do the shopping - and stay popular with your loved ones.

You have a better idea for a German Christmas Present? Send us an email to Weihnachtsmann@german-jokes.com! Like always, the best 5 suggestions receive an original Kunz and Kallenbrecher Pig Head Poster.

1. Ralf the Red Nosed Racing Boar

(On the German Autobahn, reindeers just do not get up to the necessary speed. This is an extra fluffy replica of Santa's traditional mode of transport whenever he visits Germany.)

2. German Jokes for Dummies, Volume 3

(A wealth of simplified jokes and easy-to-follow explanations)

3. Schweinsöhrchen

(Candied pig ears are not only a festive piece of decoration, but also a sweet snack. No, this is no joke. Ask your German friends.)

4. A Complete History of Failed British Expeditions to the North Pole

5. Birkenstock Snowboots

(... with matching, frostproof gray socks and an optional Rudi Völler wig)

6. Schäferhündchen

(Cuddly and sweet puppy of a German Shepherd's Dog. Order before December 20 and receive a complimentary muzzle.)

7. Claudia Schiffer

8. Mein Erster Zwölfzylinder

(An elementary construction kit for our 3-6 year olds. Developed and marketed by BMW, this lets your little ones assemble their first twelve cylinder engine, all in the safety of your living room.)

9. 180 Minutes of German Laughter

(Popular 2-CD set. A compilation of historic moments when Germans laughed a lot)

10. Model Train Set

(The German version of this timeless classic avoids frustration from the outset: Our hightech model trains are never late!)

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