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Here is another massively helpful list: !
People travelling to Germany often think that the Germans
have no emotions. But no! This is where our list of Top -
10 List of Everyday German Mood Swings comes in. It will help
you understand your Germans better - and even say it in German
!
1. Rennrauschrückspiegelangst
(Cold sweat dripping down neck when Mercedes car is trying
to overtake you again on the Autobahn)
2. Krauttopffurchtgefühlangst
(Sudden onset of fear in child before Mother reaches
deep into the Krautpot)
3. Maßglasentleerungsgrimmangst
(Slow buildup of aggression when waiter fails to re-fill your
beer glass in time)
4. Bananenzuteilungsschlusslichtangst
(Concern of being left out of the distribution of exotical
fruit) (East Germany only)
5. Handtuchreinlichkeitsversehrungsangst
(Good-humoured onset of frown, shouting and dueling when
that British Lager-Lout spills beer on your beach towel again)
6. Birkenstockechtheitsbezweiflungsangst
(Passing flash of fear that the material in your oversized
cork sandals may be genetically engineered) (can lead to the
wearing of additional protective socks)
7. Einstürzendeneubautenwiedermalreinhörenangst
(the inexplicable urge to listen to mediocre rock bands)
8. Elfmeterkraftschussimpulsangst
(poorly researched but widely acknowledged super-human
power surge when shooting penalties)
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