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Here is another massively helpful list: most successful German Pickup Lines !

Many of you will have had this experience. You try to chat up a pretty girl or a handsome guy in a bar. Suddenly, a German comes along and takes your date away. Scheiße ! This is, of course, due to the ruthlessly efficient German pickup lines. But now you, too, can be smooth. This list of Kunz and Kallenbrechers Top 10 Translated German Pickup Lines will help you win hearts all over the world - even if you do not speak German !

1. Hello, I am German !

2. Komm zum Garten denn, Du Holde!
In den warmen, schönen Tagen
Sollst Du Blumenkränze tragen,
Und vom kühl krystall'nen Golde
Mit den frischen, roten Lippen,
Eh' ich trinke, lächelnd nippen.
Ohne Maß dann, ohne Richter,
Küssend, trinkend singt der Dichter
Lieder, die von selbst entschweben:
Wunderschön ist doch das Leben!

3. Hey, you are hot as a plate of steaming sauerkraut.

4. Achtung, Baby ! Schnell, schnell !

5. So, was your train on time?

6. I have a towel on the best part of the beach.

7. Breakfast starts in 8 hours and 24 minutes.

8. Do you know what BMW stands for? (Start laughing in mid-sentence) "Bring me a Woman!" Ha ha ha ha !

9. Is this a boiled pig head in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?

10. Let's take a ride on the Autobahn of Love !

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